For most of my career I’ve been the only DBA, which means each and every time one of my colleagues encountered a perception that the database is slow, they would form the words “Hey Jeff. . .” As Stan Lee said, with great power comes great responsibility. Which is another way of saying in times of strife, both real and imagined, your Inbox and Voicemail get flooded.
If you’re a DBA, you probably secretly wish that you could have one of those cool red and black portrait graphics like those folks at Brent Ozar Unlimited get. But that’s not important right now. You probably also enjoy the privilege of performing the installation of every new SQL Server instance. And if you don’t, well, you can still keep reading, I guess.
Hey, I’m new at this SQL blogging stuff. I’m still working out the kinks.